REIGNSonerlandia's Quotes of the Weekish...

"What is eggplant?" - Random Chick reading the menu @ Corner House Cafe & Pizzeria

"Just checking for rigor mortis." - Joe

"You are never going to learn anything if you keep running your mouth." - Gabriel

"I didn't feel like vomiting until I looked at your face." - Mary

"I guess ultimately America IS a big melting pot." - Megan

"Sooooo...Do snails...?" - Mary

"UGH! I HATE R. Kelly! Buuut I f*cking LOVE R. Kelly!" - Megan

"I always get chorizo in my hair!" - Jamie

"And after a hundred or so mighty wacks..." - Peter

"I have fourteen plates!" - Megan

REIGNSonerlandia's Quotes of the Weekish...

Just a bunch of adults out to a nice adult dinner...

I have been waiting for YEARS to see a baby get hit by a disc. - Damien

You are like herpes. Every time I think you are gone you show back up again. - Andrei

REIGNSonerlandia's Quotes of the Past few Weeksish...

"It's not love if it's not violent." - Mary

"It's not like they have f@*king thumbs...they have f@*king hooves!" - Me

"I will double...I will double kidney punch your ass all the way to Timbuktu!" - Megan

"I'd eat the shit out of a grilled Jesus...I want you inside of me." - James

"If the cake isn't chocolate...Karate chop it!" - Megan & Rosie

I have been taking notes...buuuut...Slacking on updating the Quotes of the Weekish. Slacking on the whole blog for that matter...Sorry folks. I am sure next weeks post will be way more exciting...Me all drugged up on the couch with me knee elevated. Don't get old, Kids...Don't get old.

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"DAAAAAAAAAAMN! That is a baller ass Chevron Food Mart!" - James

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"Hey...Do you guys know who loves Mexico?! Tijuana! Ummm...Nope...wait...let me try that again. Hey...Do you know who loves DMX?! Tijuana!" - Neil Fordice

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

I have never heard a beaver scream...and I don't think that I ever want to! - Alison Worrells

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"I'm thinking of an invention." - Meggy

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"I feel like I could be SO much more powerful at crunches if I could just listen to Lady Gaga!" - Meggy

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"What?! No! I can be a Golden Girl if I want to!" - Dr. Cory Rank

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"I did NOT pass out! My wine glass just slipped on my sweatpants!" - Meggy

I kinda forgot that I even did Quote of the Weekish...Thanks for reminding me Meggy!

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"Can I get a cob on the corn?" - Meggy

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the 4th Pt. 2...

"Austin loves fishsticks everyone knows...Austin loves fishsticks from his head to his toes." - Madison

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the 4th...

"No no no...She said is that your older sister or your mom?" - Becki

First quote of the day...there will probably be more.

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"What are we doing here?! Let's bring the Dickle...To the Srtipple!" - Reigns Two

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"And these kids come in and they are a fresh of breath air!" - Paul

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote Of The Weekend...

I can feel my butt cheeks slapping together - Nick's Cousin (Not my brother, Martin's buddy)

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote Of The Weekish...

It's my fault...I let the guy suck me into the middle. - Dr. Chris Lewis

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish:

"Nothing says fresh like misspelled words." - Steve Roesch

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Week-ish...

"We all smell like a bunch of hot sweaty Cubans." - Andrei

REIGNSonerlandia's Quote of the Weekish...

"I'd rather be sliding downhill than walking uphill." - Megan